starbucks cashier: how can i help you

me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

fatmanshane:

gothamswhore:

aellagirl:

when a boy asks me for a striptease
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I CAN’T GET OVER HOW PERFECT SHE IS

Would still bang